..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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