we're blogging at a bar
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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