"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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