We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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