trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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