I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't put those talents on a resume
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize