when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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