How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The pigeons can smell the fear
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..