its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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