The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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