Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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