let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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