She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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