When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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