this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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