She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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