she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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