: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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