laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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