I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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