Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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