fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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