toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.