nut hugger
Everything about him screamed your future.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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