do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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