god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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