So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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