After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
