you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Randomize
