Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
