it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
