Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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