It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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