Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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