When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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