You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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