I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
only if we run a train.
done.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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