What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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