From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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