If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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