YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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