Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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