Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm really busy with my period
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