i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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