I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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