it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
