Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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