How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She announced her abortion via fbk
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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