Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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