I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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