Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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