first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Randomize
