one might say we're banned from that church
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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