I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
