Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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